Snow-trapped cars abandoned at pub are wheel-clamped
Festive wine list branded as irresponsible
A Merry Christmas to all blog readers, and make sure you don’t exceed four units of alcohol even on Christmas Day, as you know how harmful it can be.
A jaundiced view of life from the darkest recess of the saloon bar...
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"The era of big, bossy, state interference, top-down lever pulling is coming to an end." (David Cameron, 2008)
"The trouble with fighting for human freedom is that one spends most of one's time defending scoundrels. For it is against scoundrels that oppressive laws are first aimed, and oppression must be stopped at the beginning if it is to be stopped at all." (H. L. Mencken)
"The final nails have now been hammered into the coffin of the freedom to smoke in enclosed public places. This piece of legislation must be one of the most restrictive, spiteful and socially divisive imposed by any British Government." (Lord Stoddart of Swindon)
"Raising taxes on alcohol to prevent problem drinking is akin to raising the price of gasoline to prevent people from speeding." (Edward Peter Stringham)
"Of all tyrannies a tyranny sincerely exercised for the good of its victims may be the most oppressive. It may be better to live under robber barons than under omnipotent moral busybodies. The robber baron's cruelty may sometimes sleep, his cupidity may at some point be satiated; but those who torment us for our own good will torment us without end, for they do so with the approval of their own conscience." (C. S. Lewis)
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"Life should not be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside in a cloud of smoke, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and loudly proclaiming 'Wow! What a Ride!" (Hunter S. Thompson)
"No pleasure is worth giving up for the sake of two more years in a geriatric home at Weston-super-Mare." (Kingsley Amis)
"When you have lost your inns, drown your empty selves,
For you will have lost the last of England." (Hilaire Belloc)
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And, no richly flavoured cherry pipe tobacco and no deliciously yummy lard based pies either.
ReplyDeleteDon't forget, health of the 70 year material worldly body and the rulers who govern it under force of law and the gun is more important than the eternity of the everlasting spirit and the happiness one was sent here to earth to enjoy in the first place under love of God.
Merry Christmas, Curmudgeon. Trust you will be having the odd half of light ale over the festive period?
ReplyDeleteTrust you will be having the odd half of light ale over the festive period?
ReplyDeleteBecause of family circumstances which I don't want to go into here, I haven't actually been in a pub since the Friday before Christmas, although I will be putting that right tomorrow. But I did have a few nice bottles over Christmas, most notably a most excellent Brakspear's Triple (a mere 7.2% ABV) :-)
Your blog keeps getting better and better! Your older articles are not as good as newer ones you have a lot more creativity and originality now keep it up!
ReplyDeleteThanks for the kind words - the £10 note will be in the post :-)
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