It is a sad commentary on the state of our nation that the humble crisp should be banned in the first place.
A jaundiced view of life from the darkest recess of the saloon bar...
"The final nails have now been hammered into the coffin of the freedom to smoke in enclosed public places. This piece of legislation must be one of the most restrictive, spiteful and socially divisive imposed by any British Government. (Lord Stoddart of Swindon)
"Raising taxes on alcohol to prevent problem drinking is akin to raising the price of gasoline to prevent people from speeding." (Edward Peter Stringham)
"There's a saying that, given time, all organisations end up as if they were run by a conspiracy of their foes." (Rhys Jones)
"A Puritan is someone who lives in mortal fear that somewhere, sometime, someone is enjoying himself." (H. L. Mencken)
"No pleasure is worth giving up for the sake of two more years in a geriatric home at Weston-super-Mare." (Kingsley Amis)
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Good poll, by the way.
I've no problem with schools teaching good diet. I would observe though that the obesity epidemic is as overstated as the late-night no-go town centres are.
Professor Paul Gateley was on the radio this week claiming that a third of children and two thirds of adults were putting their health at risk through being overweight or obese. Apparently you should be able to see the ribs of a healthy person !
"Create a shortage, create a demand." Which with escalating beer duty will probably mean that booze cruises will become popular again.
When my son was at secondary school he had a nice line in selling swets, cans of soft drinks etc. The teachers didn't like it, and he was in trouble over it on more than the odd occasion, but as I pointed out to him he was simply fullfilling a demand that the health fascists had removed by banning the sale of such items on school premises.
Things were much different in my day; our school had its own thriving "Tuck-Shop" that did a roaring trade breaktime and at lunch. I don't remember the place being swamped with obese kids though!
I didnt even know Discos still existed!! the salt and vinegar ones were sharp as hell!
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