Thursday 17 November 2016

Mudging around Manchester

Manchester has become well-known for its cutting-edge beer scene, and its craft beer shrines such as Port Street Beer House and Café Beermoth. However, the city centre still has its fair share of “proper pubs” and, on a mild, sunny autumn day, I thought I’d have a stroll round a few of them. It isn’t by any means all bright young things gaily supping overpriced craft beers.

The Old Wellington (left) and Sinclair's in Shambles Square

Keg as far as the eye can see

I started off at the well-known historic landmark of Sinclair’s Oyster Bar, relocated from its former location in Shambles Square following the IRA bomb. This is a Sam Smith’s pub but, unusually, offers no real ale. I had a pint of keg Old Brewery Bitter which wasn’t too bad – not nitrokeg soapy, but not too fizzy either. If all keg beer was like this, real ale might well have have disappeared. It has a rambling interior on two levels with plenty of dark wood. I overhead a fascinating conversation from a group of off-duty police officers. In hindsight perhaps I should have tried the 5% keg India Ale which isn’t available in the Sam’s pubs I usually frequent.

Codger central in the Hare & Hounds

I then headed up Withy Grove to the Hare & Hounds on Shudehill, which stands in one of those rows of old buildings that survive amongst all the modern architecture. Formerly a Tetley’s house, this is a small National Inventory-listed pub with the classic “West Yorkshire” layout of central bar, front vault, rear lounge and drinking corridor. It clearly appeals to an overwhelmingly older male clientele, as the photo shows, although there was a blackboard advertising bottles of Prosecco. I hope the two gents featured don’t mind. Three real ales were available – Doom Bar, Robinson’s Dizzy Blonde, and Holts Bitter, which was on very good form and came at the bargain price of £2.20.

The next pub, the Unicorn on Church Street, was another that attracted an older customer base, although the sound system was incongruously playing punk and nu-metal, presumably chosen by the bar staff. It’s a handsome building with a characterful interior featuring extensive light oak panelling, but sadly looking a little run-down nowadays, although the toilets appeared to have been recently refurbished. Tandleman has written about a recent visit here. It is known for being possibly the only pub in central Manchester offering Draught Bass, but unfortunately on this occasion it was not available, leaving me with a choice of Dizzy Blonde and Bradfield Farmer’s Blonde. The latter was OK but seemed a little tired – probably the least impressive real ale of the day.

I crossed Piccadilly Gardens and headed down Portland Street to a group of three pubs situated very close together in another small surviving group of modest Victorian buildings. First was the Circus Tavern, billed outside as “The smallest bar in Europe – the biggest welcome in the World”. The bar is indeed tiny - a minuscule quadrant tucked in to the corridor, that still manages to accommodate two handpumps for Tetley Bitter and, yet again, Dizzy Blonde. Opposite this are two small, cosy snugs, in one of which I spotted the pub dog enjoying a snooze on some of the bench seating. I don’t think I’d had cask Tetleys for a couple of years. Now brewed in Wolverhampton, it does retain a hint of the “Tetley tang” but certainly isn’t the beer it once was, although it was in good condition here. This, like the Hare & Hounds, was originally a Tetley’s tied house.

Almost next door is Hydes’ Grey Horse, which is only slightly bigger than the Circus Tavern, but has been opened up a little more, although still retaining plenty of bench seating. A half-moon bar dispensed five Hydes beers, including the staple Old Indie and Original, and the latest from their Beer Studio sub-brand, Tomahawk Challenger, which was surprisingly rich and full-flavoured for a modest 3.9% ABV. It’s worth noting that both of these very small pubs manage to provide proper separate ladies’ and gents’ toilets, in contrast to most of the latest generation of micropubs.

My final call was at Holts’ Old Monkey, on the corner of Portland Street and Princess Street. This has the feel of a Manchester institution, but in fact is a new-build pub dating, I think, from the late 80s, which explains the location of the toilets in the basement. The basic ground-floor bar dispenses a range of Holts’ beers including some from their Bootleg offshoot, although I stuck to the standard Bitter, which again was pretty good. This bar was very dimly-lit, so I headed upstairs, which I vaguely remember from years ago as being fitted out as a lounge bar with bench seating, but now has only loose chairs and tables, plus a pool table. I didn’t much appreciate the hip-hop music being played, though. From here it was only a short walk back to Piccadilly Station for my train home.

So, an interesting encounter with the more traditional side of the city centre’s pub life, most of which I hadn’t been in for years. None of the pubs I visited are in the current Good Beer Guide, although the Grey Horse was last year, and the Hare & Hounds, Circus Tavern and Old Monkey all have been in the fairly recent past. The current edition does still feature some classic pubs like the Britons’ Protection, City Arms and Castle, so it’s certainly not wall-to-wall trendy craft emporiums.

It’s interesting that I was recently musing about local allegiance and the distinct identities of Stockport and Manchester. As befits its function as a regional capital, Manchester feels a much bigger place than Stockport than their relative populations would suggest. A couple of weeks ago, I enjoyed a pub crawl of Stockport town centre with Paul Mudge, and I can’t help feeling that, while Stockport fits me like a cosy, familiar pair of slippers, Manchester does have a distinct metropolitan edge to it.


  1. It's quite sad to see you become one of them metropolitan liberal elites what I've been reading about.

  2. We will add the Unicorn to our list in case Draught Bass is on in December.

    1. I think it normally is - just didn't happen to be on that occasion. As Tandleman says, it's a pub with a distinctive raw, old-fashioned atmosphere, especially when busy.

    2. That list is getting bigger all the time,you may well end up doing more pubs than i do on a pub crawl at this rate.

    3. Only six, Alan ;-)

      Although I will own up to having a pint in each...

    4. Alan, it would be very difficult to out pub you.

    5. I do have to limit it to no more than 24 pubs in a day,so that is 24 separate halfs,i never drink pints when on a pub crawl,if i went in 25 pubs the wife would tell me off,but she is happy with 24.

    6. Alan,that's the funniest thing I've ever read. Whether true or not !

      I enjoyed that report Mudge. Good to read decent quality beer in the old favourites that aren't in the GBG. Can't say I rated the Bass in the Unicorn, though that was a while ago.

      Some really picturesque pubs, and bits of Manc, on that crawl.

    7. @Martin - unlike you, I'm not compelled to go in GBG-listed dining pubs with more handpumps than real ale drinkers. As long as there are enough customers to maintain turnover, I find beer quality around here generally pretty decent. The only sub-3 NBSS score was in the Unicorn, although I wonder how good any of the "other" beers would have been in the Old Monkey.

  3. Curmudgeon, Living as close as you do to Manchester, but not part of Manchester as I am well aware, I am curious how often you make it into the city?

  4. Re Martin's comment,
    Yes true,it used to be more but as i get older she worries about me so that is the limit,if i do 20 pubs she also wonders what was wrong with me on the day,so i have to explain that some were closed down so i ran out of time.
    It is a fine balance doing these pub crawls.

  5. Shoulda gone in The Millstone - It's been described as a bit rough, but I don't think any pub in the city centre is genuinely rough anymore - Fairly characterful though.

    1. I did actually walk past it, but I had a specific plan of pubs I wanted to visit. Shoulkdn't have been too threatening mid-afternoon on a Tuesday. I'll add it to the list for next time. Another obvious omission in that neck of the woods is the Castle on Oldham Street.


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